bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.

Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Bogshite

Bogshite

A term for anyone of Irish decent. Meant as a joking term of endearment, but can also be used as a cuss.

Seriously? You bogshites drank all the Scotch already?

by Boyo85 December 9, 2009

Bogs Binny

A parody of Bugs Bunny who speaks in broken English in YouTube videos.

Bogs Binny speaks in broken English and is good friends with Dolan, Gooby, and Dafty.

by Sage Tuemelle November 15, 2014

Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'

"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.

by Mejico June 2, 2015

perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.

Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.

by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011

boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.

by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009