It’s when you eat out a person’s butthole but you have no clue what their last shower or bathroom situation was, so you are pretty much just living on a prayer.
You: Met this chick while I was leaving the bar last night and she took me back to her place...
Me: word?
You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.
Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.
Me: word?
You: Yeah, we were both pretty horny so I straight Bon Jovi’d her as soon as she closed the door. Let me tell you, God was good that night.
Me: You play a dangerous game, my friend.
by Twitch11614 May 26, 2019
A 'bon' is a man who doesn't care what anybody thinks and is also a governor or member of parliament. can be used with 'lean'
by heatful fire June 21, 2016
Beer and Bon Bon day is an intermittent semi annual holiday revolving around the need for a day where you do nothing but consume alcoholic beverages and/or beverages of high sugar/caffeine content and eat food items that are lacking in nutritious value, high in fat/sugar/salt content and are extremely satisfying to the pallet. It can be declared to treat broken hearts, loss of jobs, death of beloved hamsters, etc.
You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.
Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.
Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
You do not only have to consume beer and bon bons, there are too many great mixtures to be limited to this one food item; margaritas and chicken McNuggets, spiked spiced apple cider and cupcakes, etc. As a matter of fact alcoholic beverages do not have to be consumed on this day, but it has been proven to make the process more enjoyable.
Best friends and laughter are a must. Pre-stocking of liquor and food is also imperative unless you plan on having a DD. If this is an emergency Beer and Bon Bon day then friends should bring you the supplies needed and you should start ASAP.
Rules:
1.Calories do not count today!
2.You should not become belligerently drunk, this will not help the situation.
3.If you are watching a movie and it makes you cry, turn it off!
4.No Debbie Downers allowed!
5.Laughter is essential.
6.Picture texts may be sent to close friends/family but no Facebook Mobile Uploading without prior sober consent.
7.It is okay to make a “to do” list and not accomplish one thing except consuming an entire box of Oreos.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is moving to Japan.
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
Girl 2: I think we need a Beer and Bon Bon Day!
Girl 1 Do you remember the 1st B & BB day?
Girl 2: The 1st intermittent semi annual B &BB day was February 15th 2010 in Roseville CA. It was an epically legendary success!
by Bessie Lou February 16, 2010
by Bobby Milk March 3, 2009
The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.
by dave hill January 21, 2006
a Short slang term for "Born Fly." a variation of being cool for life.
Comes from a Rap Song by a University of Tampa Rap Group called E.c.E.
Comes from a Rap Song by a University of Tampa Rap Group called E.c.E.
by Cris-Co August 18, 2011
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
by Jo Mo October 26, 2005