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bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything
I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker
by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016
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bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch
My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.
by jakeblues May 21, 2007
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bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.
That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!
by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006
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Toothless Bearded Hag

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008
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bearded clam

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam
by gaz April 4, 2003
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bearded ax wound

by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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