blue haired mom

A MILF to a crip member

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a

by Pussay420 May 26, 2017

Blue Hair

Blue Hair has a main role in Dojoism, a religion based on Class Dojo, also worshiped as a sort of god.

Stacy- "Did you hear what happened to Blue Hair in our studies today?"
Ellie- "No, what happened?"
Stacy- "Oh yea, you have Dojoism studies next period! I forgot lol."

by Dojoism Founder September 16, 2021

Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024