Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging

at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap

by liquidsilk February 28, 2009

blindfold kink

When you get sexual pleasure from being blindfolded during sexual intercourse

"how's your new girlfriend bro"
"She's... A hell of a lot more interesting than my last. She has a blindfold kink"

"Damn that's hot"

by Simpmag February 21, 2021

blindfire

a term commonly used in airsoft to where a player holds his gun around a corner or over his cover and pulls the trigger without looking

blindfire is illegal on this field!!

by addteamcaptain December 23, 2008

The Blindfold

while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a shit on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold.

dude i was on top of your mom 69ing her and gave her the blindfold!

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007