bladtong

When someone is having tantric sex and begging for a phalic object in thier butt, after failing Ranger school.

I really want to find an asian wife who will bladtong me.

by Orion's Dagger December 13, 2022

Blancondiphobia

This should really describe the fear of white condiments, not white people

I don’t like ranch, I have blancondiphobia

by anonymous July 7, 2023

Blandon

signifies a person lacking in personality but marked by heightened sensitivity and frequent voice cracks, capturing the paradox of subdued character and noticeable vulnerability.

"come on dude, don't be a Blandon"

by Ashlyngonk February 12, 2024

Blinton

The art of getting a blow job and having someone ash a cigar on your head at the same time.

Example 1: Monica Lewinsky couldn’t get the smell of swisher sweets out of her hair for 2 weeks after the Blinton.

Example 2: After Rochambeauing, the Don told Bubba to watch the floof, don’t Blinton.

by Mdes November 20, 2025

Chill Blinton

When you get a blowie under the Oval office desk

"Did you hear about President Clinton getting a Chill Blinton in the White House?"

by Chillblintonlover69 January 29, 2021

Charlie Banton

She is a type of gurl that will kick your ass she is also a banana at times because yes bruv

NO CHARLIE BANTON

by CHEESE BORGER October 9, 2021

Ansley Branton

Bestest friend in the whole world, so pretty and the funnest person to be with. I’m never bored with her and I wanna be bffs for life.

“Hey ykow ansley branton-“
“What about her bitch you better not say shit ab her or I’ll rock your shit.”

by noahbunny13 March 4, 2022