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bitchmeister

n. (from English "bitch" for female dog, and German "Meister" for master). A woman who is the worst-tempered, schemingest, full-of-herself, back-stabbingest waste of human flesh imaginable.
If Hillary the bitchmeister becomes president, I'm shooting myself.
by Anonymous Curmudgeon April 4, 2007
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Bitchimize

–noun

1. Term used to describe the end result of a female associate's transformation into an a malicious, undesirable friend or colleague.

2. Used to describe the laying of tarmac when building or resurfacing a road.

- verb
3. Used to describe the action an undesirable friend or colleague has committed.
1. "Have you seem Claire, she's become so Bitchimized"

2. Oh great, i can't get out my driveway, the road is being Bitchimized

3. I don't see what Derek see's in his girlfriend, she Bitchimizes his all the time.
by Hallaow! July 15, 2009
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bitchmedonkey

An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.
"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"

"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"
by subrosa May 26, 2009
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bitchfield

Nickname for Litchfieldconnecticut. worst towm ever
where are you from? Bitchfield
by Sylk Cream October 5, 2005
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Bitchiness

Being a bitch to the point where it is personified and people want to have sex with it.
Gosh, Heather is such a bitch....I want to do her bitchiness.
by Tqizzle April 15, 2009
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it's bathtime boys

A cannibal's website called www.blackpeoplemeat.com. Grandpa using...gra...grandma's ash urn...as a....fleshlight.
by bathtime boy January 11, 2016
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Bitchier than Sofia

When something is so mean and so Rude that it's just gone too far.
mean girl: "facebook status: Wow look at that girl, she lied about being from Finland and meeting a bunch of celebrities. SOPHIE IS A LIAR"

everyone else : "Wow that's Bitchier than Sofia"
by SuperSopher November 17, 2010
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