Binger

A Gary Oldman clone in khakis that is a complete duchebag.

The Binger is not as cool as Gary Oldman.

by Mericanmom November 15, 2021

Binger

A descriptor for a man's genitals when he is struggling with erectile dysfunction. A flacid penis which cannot be erected.

Harry: Bro, It was so embarrassing, I had a total binger with her last night
Dick: Dude, you gotta lay off the porn if she can't get it up with you.

by KyletheCommieKiller November 15, 2021

Binger

A person who exhibits excessive or uncontrolled indulgence in food or drink.

As a binger, she'd often eat the whole box of donuts.

by The Binger December 7, 2012

Binger

A bong or water pipe of any kind. Also a bong hit, or a hit from a water pipe.

C'mon, just one little binger to brighten up your day.
Pass me the Binger, Jerk.

by BuntaBagz October 4, 2010

Binger

A flaccid penis

Hey, it's time to stop being a Binger and grow up.

by The Juiced One November 15, 2021

Binger

An attempt to make something happen that, clearly, is not going to happen.

"Hey Binger, she's not going to call you back. Stop trying."

With $80,000 of debt and no sales, he finally accepted his business was a binger.

by Into the Fray Podcast November 12, 2021

Binger

1. A failed erection (i.e. an unintentional flaccid penis)

2. Commonly confused with a soy infused femboy prosecutor who enjoys larping as Alec Baldwin inside courtrooms.

"Did you lay that pipe last night?"

'Nah, I drank too much and caught a binger.'

by 1776Spirit November 16, 2021