Binger

A descriptor for a man's genitals when he is struggling with erectile dysfunction. A flacid penis which cannot be erected.

Harry: Bro, It was so embarrassing, I had a total binger with her last night
Dick: Dude, you gotta lay off the porn if she can't get it up with you.

by KyletheCommieKiller November 16, 2021

Binger

A flaccid and/or unerect penis

He was trying to please his wife, but was unable because he had a raging binger.

by Ragingbinger November 16, 2021

Binger

A person who exhibits excessive or uncontrolled indulgence in food or drink.

As a binger, she'd often eat the whole box of donuts.

by The Binger December 04, 2012

Binger

A bong or water pipe of any kind. Also a bong hit, or a hit from a water pipe.

C'mon, just one little binger to brighten up your day.
Pass me the Binger, Jerk.

by BuntaBagz October 04, 2010

Binger

A flaccid penis

Hey, it's time to stop being a Binger and grow up.

by The Juiced One November 16, 2021

Binger

An attempt to make something happen that, clearly, is not going to happen.

"Hey Binger, she's not going to call you back. Stop trying."

With $80,000 of debt and no sales, he finally accepted his business was a binger.

by Into the Fray Podcast November 12, 2021

Binger

Noun: A person, particularly a left wing, "Pier One Picasso" looking, activist authority figure, that is moronic to the point of being a virtue signal unto himself. A Binger is incapable of applying logic, wisdom, or discernment, and therefore must navigate their world solely on feelings. This often results in cringe worthy hypocrisy, gross misinterpretations of God given rights, and self care shopping sprees for skinny jeans and aroma therapy.

Who brought the Binger? This party was great until the Binger showed up. Did that Binger just make a White Russian with soy milk? Bingers and Mash.

by Everything is Borrowed November 16, 2021