beat off kid

some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know
Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"
by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006
mugGet the beat off kidmug.

beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!
by Chenry08 January 2, 2009
mugGet the beat-off mousemug.

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
mugGet the Beating Off A Dead Horsemug.
when one sustains an ass-whooping.
ex. Damn nigga, what's up with all the bruises on yo face. That nigga Tyrome beat me down! Damn! that nigga beat the bricks off of you!
by kevin978 September 20, 2013
mugGet the beat the bricks off of youmug.
a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
mugGet the international beat-off daymug.

Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre
Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre
by Tintoes May 26, 2012
mugGet the Beat Off by Dr. Dremug.
To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.
I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.
by 4142410769ra@gmail.com January 16, 2017
mugGet the beat the dirt off someonemug.

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