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Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.
Beansed
verb. (past tense)
"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.
Beansed
verb. (past tense)
"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
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When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.
by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018
Get the getting Branson’ed mug.Benson and Hedges is a British cigarette brand. Famously smoked by Kurt Cobain, Ian Curtis and Liam Gallagher, Benson and Hedges are now officially the coolest brand of cigarettes in the world, beating the irrepressibly mainstream Marlboro Red.
"Mate, have you got a spare Marlboro?"
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
"What do you think I am, a fucking cowboy? I smoke Benson and Hedges."
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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
tyranny of Jake Benson. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And Jake Benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when Jake Benson lay's my vengeance upon you!
by Goldenboy8678 April 30, 2013
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Get the Pulling a Branson mug.When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
by RPotter December 15, 2006
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