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Mexican Beanbag

Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.
by BobWillis October 10, 2008
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BEANBAG

AN UGLY OLD MEXICAN WOMAN OR A SPANISH FEMALE FOSSIL
THAT BEANBAG AT THE TACO SHOP SURE IS UGLY, BUT SHE COOKS BOMB ASS NACHOS
by D4RK5IDE October 31, 2010
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Beanbag

1: A bag of beans that children throw around in elementary school.

2: A mexican that is very lazy.
1: Teacher, can I have a ball to play with?

No, use a beanbag. They're safer.

2: You hired these people to build a house three years ago! Why aren't they done yet?

I hired beanbag labour.
by TT4:20 July 12, 2010
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Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.
by tboner1939 May 7, 2010
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beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.
"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."
by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013
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Beanbandit

A self depreciating person (usually a brit) who is a great person, but doesn't think so himself.
"Ben, you're such a beanbandit!"
by LinkNPkmn May 29, 2018
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Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations
"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."
by rektx May 22, 2021
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