Bean dip 

A way through telekinesis to speak with your unborn children; term for small talk with a woman's tiny penis; used to describe the action of index finger curled and flecked under the nipple of choosing

My kids can't hear me so I bean dip them; I really need a bean dip right now; bean dip, hahahahahaha

Bean dip by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

Bean-Dip

(Verb) — To suddenly change the subject when asked an uncomfortable or pointed question that one does not want to answer; with the intention of distracting the questioner.

1. Mary: Did you pass your bio exam?

Stacy: Have you tried the bean dip, it’s

really good!

2. Bill: What did you say when she wanted

to take it to the “next level?”

Jim: Nothing, I just bean-dipped her.

Bean-Dip by Quillon Myles May 3, 2018

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

bean dip lip by M1khale May 25, 2016

bean dip on my cracker 

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

bean dip on my cracker by Kayl April 22, 2008

Bean dip shit 

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

Bean dip shit by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

bean dip king 

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

bean dip king by annonymous16161654544 June 25, 2008

Bean Dip Chip 

A Mexican man by the name Isiaha Lopez who gets his dick chipped off

Man, I heard that Ashley Bean Dip Chipped Jake's cock last week !!

Bean Dip Chip by [e-mail] June 8, 2018