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burning beacon of raw sexuality

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.
by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012
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Pork Beacon

Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
by tomcat225 January 10, 2013
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Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013
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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

1. used to describe someone who's appearance gives you extreme pleasure
2. descriptive term for someone who is insanely hot.
1. whoa! that dude is a burning beacon of raw sexuality, i could just look at them forever!
2. friend 1: burning beacon of raw sexuality, to your left
friend 2: OMG! you said it!
friend 1: i kno, i kno.
by VerPerson5 July 7, 2005
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mavis beacon

a typing program that does actually work, but is demented becuase the prerecoreded message of her says: to restart the lesson even when you are doing better
by feign April 7, 2004
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

What a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
by Breakin it December 22, 2004
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