When a chubby girl gets you drunk and you wake up in bed next to her in the morning and the room smells of sex.
"Last night I was playing pool when shots started showing up from I don't know who, next thing I know, I wake up in a strange Hotel room and there is a fat girl in bed with me, I got Baloney Hustled again man."
by Cisco_10 February 1, 2013
The thing you say instead of saying bullshit because you are at a place where you cant curse or because you are a coward
by HamSandwitch September 10, 2019
A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.
by Upperlipless July 15, 2019
A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).
Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
by BB2023 January 31, 2023
an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.
by jim's friend November 2, 2007
by maxy9799 March 3, 2011
" fuck dude, I had this chick over last night, and I fucking made a baloney sandwich out of my cock"
by akendall97 June 4, 2009