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Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
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Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.
Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".
by JD_1039 February 21, 2025
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balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos
OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!
by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011
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Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025
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The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023
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Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
by Ulamk February 18, 2022
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Balkan Flicker Clopping

"Balkan Flicker Clopping" Is the act of covering ones penis in balkan food grease as a lube like substance then flicking ones tip at light speeds while watching my little pony porn and masterbating at high speeds and aggression.
Hey Jake wanna try Balkan Flicker Clopping? It's a great way to relive stress.
by YN2 May 3, 2025
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