Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021

Back alley dunker

Someone (usually from the ghetto) who obsesses over basketball even though they have no chance at making it big

Yo dude did you see brian at the basketball game he was awful

Yeah man he's nothing but a back alley dunker

Yeah i guess youre right

by Mercury111 July 31, 2016

back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 4, 2024

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.

Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.

by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018