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auntie janea-nea 

Slang. A wise female who generally tends to be badass has a Mama's heart and perspective. Could whoop Media's ass but would rather get stoned with her. Synonyms : Snapped. Shuurrrie. I Bestis. EsJayO. Also See: B&S, Batdaddy, Besti.
Oh hell No! FUCK YOU LIL KID! I'M BOUT TO GO ALL AUNTIE JANEA-NEA ON YO ASS IF YOU DON'T GET THAT SHIT DONE RIGHT! I saved you a hot plate in the microwave for when you're done, though.... Love ya bunches and stuff!
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Auntie Caitlyn 

The LGBT version of an Uncle Tom. Typically an LGBT person who aligns with ideals, social classes, social norms or political parties that opress their own interests. Phrase coined from the actions and beliefs of Caitlyn Jenner, a transgender republican. The true epitome of an oxymoron.
The log cabin republicans are a bunch of Auntie Caitlyns.
Auntie Caitlyn by JDTII214 August 23, 2018

auntie kiss 

A big kiss on the cheek given by a girl. It leaves a mark if the girl is wearing lipstick/lipbalm.
Leslie gave Cameron a big auntie kiss on their date.

Auntie Hand 

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
Auntie Hand by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Auntie Anne 

Twisting of the testicles to the shiny point of bursting, as if to make a new soft pretzel, the likes of which one might buy in a mall or a movie theater. Also known as a "Montana Anne" if balls are dipped in ranch dressing.
He gave me an Auntie Anne wound so tightly that my scrotum almost burst like a water balloon.
Auntie Anne by Belle Bottoms September 29, 2005

auntie mama

You favorite Aunt who takes care of you and treats you like a Mother should. Second in command, like a Godmother
Growing up my cousins were like my brothers and sisters, thanks to my Auntie Mama raising me like her own
auntie mama by Tittyliscious February 1, 2017

Auntie FiFi

she is such a sexy scottish freak! go fiona!
fiona is feeling mighty scottish today!.blast and bother, i wish were like her!
Auntie FiFi by i want woodard November 11, 2003