August

Who was born in August is proof of parents who failed in No Nut November

Friend1: It's my birthday today!
Friend2: Wait a minute... It's the August 1st, your parants faild in No Nut NovemberXD
Friend1:*Suicide*

by oembz123 October 17, 2019

August

she my bestfriend shes there for me when i need her she is awsome i love her so much as a friend 😁😁

august is bestfriend

by Peypey1503 May 19, 2018

August

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

by bobby with the body October 17, 2019

augusted

Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.

Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"

by Paul Kersey September 17, 2007

August

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name

Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann

by Whatx it 2 ya August 23, 2007

August

The month of entanglement.

Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.

by Jokie:) August 7, 2020

august 20

if you were born on august 20 you were born to be a boss

if you were born on august 20 you a boss and ain’t nobody stopping shit PERIOD

by Booty butt cheeks October 17, 2019