Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008

assholian

the nature of an asshole. something that is done that only an asshole would do.

Cheating on her was really assholian of Peter!

by ExtremeMindChocolate November 4, 2009

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholican

1.someone who comes from a line of assholes.
or is part of a group of assholes.
2.the biggest form of asshole.

Oh look there goes Bob yeah his whole family are assholes,hes an assholican.

by ninety1 April 7, 2009

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012

Assholiosmosis

The process of becoming an asshole by dating an asshole.

"She wasn't an asshole until she started dating that asshole. It was total assholiosmosis."

by Eachies & Ickies August 11, 2014

Assholi

Giorno's succulent asshole.

Jeevan: Aidan I will penetrate your assholi
Adam: Add it to urban dictionary

by Flopcok July 30, 2019