Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI

for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)

by webby7 May 20, 2011

Addicted to iPad

When you spend hours and hours on your iPad everyday. It's like an alcohol addiction. You can never get rid of it.

He is Addicted to iPad

by Z4358 December 18, 2012

addicted to blue cheese

What Blood gang members say in regards to their rival gang, The Crips (meaning putting holes in Crips like a blue swiss cheese)... Careful where you say that....

"I'm addicted to blue cheese"...

by Las Vegas Ninja August 30, 2021

Addicted

The state of an individual who is obsessed with having penii inserted into any one of their various orifices.

"She's addicted, addicted, addicted ta suckin' good dick..." --Eazy

by Sublime GT December 14, 2003

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

addictedtojane

A man of great stature and reputation. A stately figure who becomes the stuff of legends.

He's destined to become an AddictedtoJane

by Jeol Enright September 13, 2004

asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009