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I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011
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Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
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ass face

boy if you dont get yo ass face
by gj4realz September 9, 2015
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Ass Face

Someone who is a total ass, someone who is being unreasonable or stupid
Girl #1: Omfg, that new girl Keisha is sooo rude.

Girl #2: I know, she is such an Ass Face.
by Idekwhattochooseformypseudonym November 10, 2019
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Ass face

Damn that bitch totally has an ass face
by Horny for dominic January 24, 2022
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Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
by Clvegrl March 29, 2020
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