knight in shinning armour

Person who usually ends up with the Princess. Usually reallyyy good looking! And super sweet!

The knight in shinning armour always gets the princess!

by You're not cool... April 26, 2015

Heavy body armour kink

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.

yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...

by gay shit January 14, 2022

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Ginger armour

Sun tan lotion sp50

I need some ginger armour it's going to be sunny today

by Lord Dartford June 15, 2018

armoured rugby

Whatever those kids across the ocean(america) are playing. Another term used to describe the so called "american football" which any sensible person would agree that name is shit. Kind of like rugby but players have to wear padding and armour and look like they're fighting a war on the pitch hence the name armoured rugby.

American 1: did you catch the game of football yesterday?
Brit 1: football? Which league?
American 1: the super bowl?
Brit 1: ohh you mean the armoured rugby game

by Clone February 11, 2024

Stick-Armour

Any sort of stick, club, or long object that may be used in self-defense to physically keep an aggressor at a safe distance when traditional body-armour is lacking. Stick-Armour is used exclusively as a self-defense tool, not a weapon.

"When you're walking down the street and get jumped, whip out your Stick-Armour!"
"Hector skipped a trip to the ER on account of his Stick-Armour."

by sewshi April 15, 2020