knight in shinning armour

Person who usually ends up with the Princess. Usually reallyyy good looking! And super sweet!

The knight in shinning armour always gets the princess!

by You're not cool... April 26, 2015

Heavy body armour kink

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.

yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...

by gay shit January 14, 2022

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Stick-Armour

Any sort of stick, club, or long object that may be used in self-defense to physically keep an aggressor at a safe distance when traditional body-armour is lacking. Stick-Armour is used exclusively as a self-defense tool, not a weapon.

"When you're walking down the street and get jumped, whip out your Stick-Armour!"
"Hector skipped a trip to the ER on account of his Stick-Armour."

by sewshi April 15, 2020

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Confidence Armour

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.

"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley

by IAmLexica December 17, 2018

Ginger armour

Sun tan lotion sp50

I need some ginger armour it's going to be sunny today

by Lord Dartford June 15, 2018