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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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Apartment 3A

Shortened form of apt 3A, or left alone as 3A, is the dwelling of a superior non-human race known as Geisers. The Geisers leech off of the human enviroment. When not in the squallors of their sty, they are often found in urban areas such as laundromats or gyms. The only Geiser life forms to ever be witnessed are The Geisers of Canton. They have sapped to the life of human beings, asking for rides, or for a bit of entertainment.
by Alex Frank January 10, 2005
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apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application
apartment managers are chodes!!!
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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Apartments East

The only res hall where you WILL be woken up by a clown horn at 3AM.
Oh boy, I love going to sleep in Apartments East! Time for be- HOOOOONK HOOOOONK HOOOOONK
by PhilippEw April 2, 2022
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Apartment friend

A friend that may travel a lot or has a busy lifestyle and tends not to stay in contact much, but when you do talk or meet it's as if they never left.
This can be positive or negative.
Tom is my apartment friend, we always catch up and go drinking when we see eachother.
by AnOddOne May 21, 2022
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5 day apartment

When you are in between houses and you are living in a motel/hotel, its called a five day apartment. Not to be confused with vacationing in a motel/hotel, Five Day Apartment applies only to when you live in a hotel/motel without a real home to return to. NOTE: Five Day Apartment applies to any period of time, from one night to months on end.
I moved out of my house, but I can't move into my new place for a few weeks. I guess I'll rent a 5 day apartment.
by Ina5dayapartment July 28, 2010
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david russell apartments

DRA, or DR-Far-Away, is an apartment complex at Uni St Andrews.

The flats are super nice, but you'll never hear about that because its residents are never found in town because a mile and a half is waaaay too far to walk when it's only light outside 3 hours a day and always raining.

Don't go to the DRA bar, you'll just get depressed.

It may be cheap, but is worth it? Really?
sallies bitch: where do you live?

DRA resident: david russell apartments

sallies bitch: ew.
by thedraemperor November 7, 2019
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