A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.
This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him
by borisgg October 21, 2013

A person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. Usually a Knitter, Crocheter, Spinner, Dyer, Weaver or other Wool enthusiast. Yes, they are addicted. No, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.
She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!
by BeachBumKnitter September 13, 2017

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."
by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010

The Yarn Goddess - we are the sisterhood of the yarn goddess (aka knitters - usualy insane, obsessive knitters)
by Oth February 19, 2006

by i eat my brothers husband March 10, 2007

by kevmo10 February 11, 2009
