Sancho

Sancho is a cold baller who plays for Manchester United and England on the wing. He’s got the potential to be really good but it’s hindered by the fact that he wants to be a roadman and show dem boy dere wagwan. He’s got rapper traits as well. He’s usually lip syncing to Lil baby with Marcus Rashford with his jewelry on

Harry Maguire: Sancho! TRACK BACK AND DEFEND FOR YOUR TEAM! DEFENDING COMES FROM THE FRONT
Sancho: Oi shut up fam. You’ve got a head the size of an analog tv how about you defend before you chat shit and dat cuz. Know my ting
Maguire: snm

by YM.LYM September 8, 2023

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

Sancho-sexual

Excessive hatred for Jadon sancho that makes you wonder if guys are jealous they can't suck his dick

Raynor is such a "sancho-sexual"

by Declan murra April 20, 2023

Sancho

Typical Hispanic male standing at 5 feet 0 inches and drives a modded truck with a cowboy sticker on the back.

Usually found everywhere you look.

Sancho over there makes good carne asada

by Icetray September 30, 2021

Sancho After Dark

The biggest dick on the internet

Don't be such a Sancho after dark

by GoatEater96 January 13, 2025

sancho's ride

A term that describes a loose woman who wastes no time moving a new man in on her kids after a divorce or break-up is known as "SANCHO'S RIDE"

Otis Sudeikis hates not seeing Jason every day, but is absolutely disgusted with the fact Olivia Wilde is now "SANCHO'S RIDE"

by ttjj18 March 12, 2022

Head Sancho

Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.

My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.

My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.

I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!

Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.

by Palomayhg January 2, 2022