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Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
by Linz7693 November 23, 2021
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Get the Alonzo mug.Alonzo is a tall dark chocolate guy, if you ever find some like him then give him a chance, he is the best friend you can never ask for you have to be someone who don’t give a fuck because he is very annoying and no one will be able to understand him , Alonzo is a very great person and is understanding most of the time , he is funny and he will always find a way to make u happy and sometimes he will make you happy without him knowing, is it kind, weird but very loyal and he will never disappoint you or break your heart, he one and a million. He can get annoying, and mad at everything but he is still a great person you be lucky to had someone like him
Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
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