Alaskan Teabag

When you freeze your balls to someones face

How you could Alaskan Teabag someone Is if your in Anartica you put water on your balls and out them on someone elses face

by Paco O'Neal January 17, 2007

Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"

by Kurosan December 14, 2009

Alasdair

An amazing guy who will always be there. Someone you can trust and rely on. Is known to be an extraordinary kisser and is also known for their extremely attractive looks. He would be the type of guy you would introduce to your parents. He has a winning personality and a heartbreaking smile. Everyone loves an Alasdair!

He's amazing....... I know... he's an Alasdair

by rawrM3 July 26, 2010

Alaskan Cowbell

When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.

Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...

by SexualWhiteChocolate October 6, 2011

Alaskan firedragon

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

alasha

A very smart beautiful honest girl she will never let u down she's always there for you no matter wht. she badass she can fight and shes da bomb and very good in bed

OK alasha i see you sis
Yea lay go girl

by Byfiigfv February 26, 2018

alaskan rim job

Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.

The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job

by S3xd00d December 5, 2013