A moderately sized town in Ontario mostly invisible to public maps due to irrelevancy. This town is split in two, notably between Highway 401, where everything above is North Ajax and everything below is South Ajax. Both parts have different social climates but are connected via wild ass, rampant homeless people.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
"I live in North Ajax!" - Dequavious, neighbourhood black guy
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
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Man 1: ''What do I see? Ajax tops the league, wins the Dutch cup and reaches the UCL semi final.
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
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Get the Ajax Losoya mug.This is the Ajax women’s football team, a one of a kind team with bold moves and creative players. They master the art of football, where talent thrives to become the next big star. When you play for Ajax, you feel the legacy flowing through your veins of old friends like Daphne. This team stands out, it does not hold back. They are from Amsterdam, the home of the national womens football.
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‘The Ajax Vrouwen team has won over 7 national titles since the beginning in 2012.’
‘We really love to go to the Ajax Vrouwen games, at De Toekomst in Amsterdam’
‘Ajax Vrouwen team is great! We love to watch their games and be part of it’
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