Airbag Uppercut

Term used by Police/Fire/EMS to describe the non-serious injuries received when the face contacts the airbag in a vehicle crash. Usually consists of nose-bleed, busted lip and face numbness. Similar to being punched in the face.

That old woman was afraid her jaw was broke, but she just got an airbag uppercut.

by smurfeh October 4, 2010

chicago airbag

a sexual act in which a man puts his testicles on a womans eyes while he farts in her mouth.

man it was soo funny when ben gave raven a chicago airbag, she was so disgraced.

by Gluechmember51 May 26, 2010

Anal Airbag

When ones sexual partner inserts a deflated balloon in the male/females anus. They then keep the end of the balloon out so the partner can blow it up. You may use various items to pump the balloon. You can either pop the balloon with air pressure or tie the balloon after blowing it up a substantial amount, the partner than uses their dick or a dildo to insert with the balloon in the anus. Keep using the penis or dildo to try to pop the balloon, thus creating an anal airbag.

Stacy and I love to play chess and do the anal airbag.

by fuglypug February 1, 2017

Side-Impact Airbags

A question asked to someone who likes old things, usually old cars (literal) or bands/songs in order to gauge how old what they are talking about is.

80's Guy: Dude this is such a sick song!
Modern Guy: Does it have Side-Impact Airbags?

by DomLosOsos February 18, 2008

Hairy Knuckle Airbag

When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.

"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."

"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*

"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"

by Zwantel Washington January 30, 2010

Jamaican Creamie Airbag

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.

by Garaf January 12, 2009

Airbagged

A mid air t-bag
The act of jumping and t-bagging someone.

Dude. I airbagged this chick so hard it put her to sleep

by doctor cocknballs February 10, 2017