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Affaf

An adorable shy girl with twinkling eyes and a quirky sense of humour. Affafs are generally very quiet but can have some profound stuff to say when need be.
Guy 1: "Wow, she's a total affaf"
by lenafuckingdunham February 4, 2014
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AFATDS

A stupid ass computer program on Dell Latitude ruggedized laptops paid for by big Army from Raytheon that the Marine Corps also uses. It is used to calculate firing solutions for Howitzers and other systems.
“Hey Collin, did you see that target list worksheet on the AFATDS or did you completely miss the timeline by sleeping?”
by BrianAFATDS September 29, 2021
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affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.
Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!
by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009
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Afatsloppycockupmyass

Basically when you are really horny you can say "afatsloppycockupmyass" even thought you will probably mumble it while screaming your head off in the back of a white honda civic
i want afatsloppycockupmyass ugh fuck yeah oh shit its bleeding
by JewJitsuMaster June 16, 2020
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E-Affair

An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.
Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.
by Uncle Procter November 30, 2011
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Book affair

Reading a short casual fun book (usually a paperback or trade paperback) while attempting to read a much longer more complex book.
I was trying to get through Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but for my birthday, my husband gave me the first three books of the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. I was forced to have a book affair because I wanted to read the Dexter books so badly!
by Rainbow_Cheese August 24, 2011
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commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
by lbj3471 September 13, 2011
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