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Team Abercrombie 

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist
bro, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.
Team Abercrombie by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 17, 2008

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.
Abercrombie Zombie by Kris April 24, 2003

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A casual, lifestyle clothing brand. Either discriminated against or loved. There is no compromise. 'Individuals', 'goths', 'emos', 'skaters' usually hate A&F due to it's over-priced and plain clothing. Also, there is a growing dislike for the thumping 'media-driven shit' being played in the shop. Many people such as 'preps', 'jocks', 'bimbos', 'posers' wear A&F. I do not agree with any of the terms in inverted commas, but merely repeating commonly used stereotypes. I personally have a few A&F products, and Hollister but not because i want to 'fit in' or 'be popular', but because i saw it in the shop and decided I liked it. Big deal? Don't think so. I wear what I want to wear, regardless of the make, label, design or colour. A&F is a clothing make, not an excuse to hate. If I saw a goth i wouldn't immediately deduce that he/she listens to metal or slits their wrists? So what gives other people the right to judge A&F wearers?
Person 1- Oh my god. Why are you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch? You're just trying to fit in with the in-style crowd, why not be an individual for fuck sake, dress to your own satisfactions. Conformity is the basis of high school

Person 2 - I bought it because it was in a sale and I like it, i wear whatever I want, not everyone who wears A&F is a poser man.

Person 1 - Sorry man, *shake hands*
Abercrombie & Fitch by HJManson August 13, 2009

abercrombie zero 

A really skinny person (usually a girl) who is a teen or in their 20's. The term is used to describe someone who can fit into a size 0 pair of jeans made by Abercrombie because the Abercrombie size zero jeans are tiny.
Jealous Girl #1: Ugh look at Becky she is soooo skinny! I wish I looked like her!
Jealous Girl #2: I know! She must be an abercrombie zero!

Abercrombie 

a secluded place in scotland that hardly anybodies heard of
hey lets go to abercrombie
Abercrombie by strawb April 23, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch 

An overpriced clothing store that markets to young teens and college kids. Most of the clothes are pre wrinkled and torn. For some reason, nothing ever fits right because the store only wants people who are really buff(guys) or twig-like(girls) to wear their clothes. There is often a giant blown up picture of a male model who is not wearing any Abercrombie & Fitch clothes or any clothes at all. The store is so expensive that it even makes me feel bad when my dad buys me something from there.
Guy 1: "Do you like my new Abercrombie & Fitch jeans"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, but they're so torn!"
Guy 1: "I know!, I payed $200 for them."
Guy 2: "Awesome, wanna makeout?"
Guy 1: "Sure!"

Abecrombie & Fitch 

A clothing corporation run by egostical pricks who find pleasure in ripping off the youth of today by selling them clothing for 70$ that is made to look shitty that you could be in tact for 25$ and make it look just as shitty at home. They also find pleasure in ripping young girls off on clothing that is called preppy that costs around 80$ for clothing that is usually about 6 inches long with no skill needed to make that makes them look like complete sluts and be proud of it. they also often say that there fabric is imported, but where is it imported from? I am willing to bet from sweat shops in china run by little 8 year old asian kids.
-LIKE OMG, he totally is like, totally over me, im gonna go buy another, like, pre-ripped 6 inch miniskirt for like 80$ at Abecrombie. Wait, I like totally need to pop my collar first.

-ABECROMBIE, PROUDLY RIPPING OFF TODAYS YOU SINCE 1892!!!!!