Avlilible

Correct way of spelling available

That username is not avlilible

by Tarecabezgromobrana January 28, 2022

anavailable

When someone doesn't know how to spell Unavailable

I am anavailable tmrw

by anonymous December 13, 2023

Arailible

A term used to describe someone who is so irresistibly drawn to food that they cannot stop eating, resulting in an overly large mouth and a state of perpetual obesity.

After devouring the entire buffet and asking for seconds, Jamie joked that their appetite was so arailible it deserved its own warning sign.

by anonymouspider220 December 17, 2024

Apaulable

Someone who is adorable yet also has the name paul.

Paul, you’re adorable, you’re apaulable

by KaiFentat November 26, 2025

Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA

Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).

by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019