Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

a fist full of quarters

Inserting your hand into the anus of someone with bad hemorrhoids.

Put my arm up father john after school. Felt like I had a fist full of quarters. He had some shocking

hemorrhoids

by Sensitive hands February 26, 2019

quarter shy (of a full roll)

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange

"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"

by Neil Ogism August 29, 2009

J.B.Sinclaire, a French chick, from the French Quarter.

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!

J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!

by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019

Aquartealis

The color teal but fancy

your nails look nice are those aquartealis?

by Will spelt wall March 8, 2021