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Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks
Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.
by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
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maddy humphrey

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!
by annabella67 April 15, 2020
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lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up
by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023
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Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.
"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."
by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014
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roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.
by The Word1 November 9, 2017
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Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.
“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”
by MilkHandles June 6, 2020
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