The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.
Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!
Also... Fay= crafty wench
*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!
Also... Fay= crafty wench
*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3
by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009
Get the crafty wenchismmug. a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.
Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
by team mastadon January 10, 2005
Get the crafty diplomatmug. a girl who is quick witted, very funny, usually from the south. She draws people in with her accent. Loved by all.
Hey, what do you think of that lady in Parenting one chat ???
Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!
Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!
by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug. Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010
Get the Crafty Swinemug. by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug. by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017
Get the Crafty Ballsmug. the discreet name for someone with the illness that leads them to believe they own farm animals. Most commonly they choose goats as their imaginary farm animal. Regardless of the illness, a crafty girl is loved by all, very quick witted, charming and above all harmless.
by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug.