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a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

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Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.
That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.
by QuacksO January 15, 2014
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Slap a beard on that ho

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To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.
Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.
by Jake Bry February 9, 2008
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_.h.o.g.w.a.r.t.s._

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A tiktoker who makes some amazing content about Harry Potter. Pretty cringe content but she still is amazing! She has 1.7k followers and I see her comment on almost every video
_.h.o.g.w.a.r.t.s._ is a TikToker
by ..22..33..44..55.. January 31, 2021
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The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"
by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017
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I don't hold a hose

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Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
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Like A Hostess

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When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2016
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Sex In A Hospital Bed

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A mixed drink of tequila and Mountain Dew's "Amp Relaunch".

Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.

Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.

They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.

Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.

Alcoholic energy drinks Good drinks Nasty drinks Mixed Energy drinks Party drink Tequila energy drink AMP energy drink Carbonated mixed drinks Drinking and video games Sugary alcoholic beverage
by Sbttls July 9, 2010
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