cut a donkey

to act in an irrational manner, often involving threats of violence

That bitch backed into my car! I'm bout ta cut a donkey!

by readme September 28, 2007

cut-a-bitch

a phrase that derives out of anger or frustration; more often than not used when on the rag (or gay male period, for that matter) all in all, you want everyone out of your way or off with their heads!

hey daria, i was late for work today, spilled hot coffee on myself, a dog peed on me and then someone cut me off on the highway! i'm so going to cut-a-bitch if anyone else bugs me while i'm having one-on-one time with my tivo!

by Writingman25 April 20, 2008

Cut a mango

A homosexual ritual performed between two adult men...

I'm off to cut a mango with Frank...

by The Professor of lovers November 30, 2010

Cut a duke

Action of depositing fecal matter, typically into a toilet.

A.K.A.: #2, drop a deuce, take a dump, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Ex1:
- What's took you so long? you fall in the bowl or some shit?
- Naw man, just cutting the biggest duke of my life

Ex2:
- Save my seat, i'm gonna go cut a duke and come right back.

by Pile It December 4, 2009

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 19, 2008

give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

by sexistripperchick July 1, 2009

cut a lick

To use special K prior to drinkking alcohol in order to increase the effects of alcohol.

I like to cut a lick before hitting up the bar.

by blah69 May 13, 2005