A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!
A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men
In the pub.....
Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
In the pub.....
Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol
by The chef of roast December 15, 2018
Get the Crafty butchermug. a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.
Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
by team mastadon January 10, 2005
Get the crafty diplomatmug. a girl who is quick witted, very funny, usually from the south. She draws people in with her accent. Loved by all.
Hey, what do you think of that lady in Parenting one chat ???
Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!
Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!
by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug. Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010
Get the Crafty Swinemug. by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug. by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017
Get the Crafty Ballsmug. the discreet name for someone with the illness that leads them to believe they own farm animals. Most commonly they choose goats as their imaginary farm animal. Regardless of the illness, a crafty girl is loved by all, very quick witted, charming and above all harmless.
by Lamop February 16, 2005
Get the crafty girlmug.