zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

by antoniown January 19, 2011

zeus noose

your masturbaiting hand/s.

guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)

by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010

Thumb of Zeus

A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.

At first I thought he had a balloon in his pants, but it turned out he had a Thumb of Zeus.

by The Piano Man August 5, 2012

Zeus Jiggle

When a man, after ejaculating on his partners face, flicks his penis in a downward motion slinging the final droplets of semen as if Zeus himself were casting lightening bolts from atop Mount Olympus.

As if embodied by Zeus himself, Chad reaffirmed his dominance by giving Ariel the most electrifying Zeus Jiggle of her short life.

by Dj Darc Matter August 9, 2009

Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

by connertreffry March 10, 2011