That One Guy From Your Algebra Test

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc

by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020

that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick

Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*

by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 2, 2024

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

On your ones

On your ones. To be by yourself when no ones around

"don't make me catch you slipping on your ones.

"If I catch you lacking on your ones your catching it"

by Not your average Toronto shord December 11, 2017

Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014