are you shitting on my pancakes

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

by yeet boi 2.0 February 25, 2021

The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes

Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

fuck you and your shit

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.

Nice kid fuck you and your shit

by benjigraal June 6, 2020

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010