When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019
Get the Grass that will put you on your assmug. by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020
Get the Dick you in the assmug. by Onelovee1998 June 1, 2023
Get the You ol bamma ass niggamug. Fin you're fucking dumb
by Oliverzzy September 27, 2020
Get the You Fun Assmug.