Yoo-hoo is an American brand of chocolate beverage that originated in New Jersey in 1926 and that is currently manufactured by Keurig Dr Pepper. The sweet nectar is known throughout America as a mythical liquid praised for it's miraculous healing properties. There are several reports describing elderly men with three different types of cancer being instantly cured after sipping down a can of Yoo-Hoo.
Not a soda, not a milk drink, its actual ingredients have long been the topic of speculation. But its official ingredients are water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin B3), sucralose, vitamin A palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin B2), vitamin D3
Not a soda, not a milk drink, its actual ingredients have long been the topic of speculation. But its official ingredients are water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin B3), sucralose, vitamin A palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin B2), vitamin D3
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by SpookyChow January 12, 2025
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Etymology: the term was inspired by a Reddit discussion chain under r/AskReddit involving Yoo-hoo chocolate milk and feces.
Etymology: the term was inspired by a Reddit discussion chain under r/AskReddit involving Yoo-hoo chocolate milk and feces.
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Ex. 2: “That hot yoo-hoo gave me hepatitis.”
Ex. 3: “Whoever came up with the idea for a ‘hot yoo-hoo’ must be sick in the head.”
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