Wattles

One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.

Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles

by AJ the Vag December 17, 2008

wittle jimlet

a penis so small that it is called "wittle" in lieu of little to make it sound all the smaller with the use of baby voice

aternate pronunciation: wittle jimwet

ex.1 That horse doesn't have a wittle jimlet
ex.2 Wittle baby has a wittle jimwet

by Uncle Remus November 7, 2005

wattle

1 the thing that hangs from a turkey neck. obiously. it says that in a previous definition!

2 a hangin-ass pussy.

"that bitch whipped out her hangin-ass vagina!"
"you mean 'wattle'?"
"no, fuck you."

by pe to the ter January 31, 2005

Wittle

A small penis

"I have a wittle"

by Chipper9620 November 16, 2009

nuttle wuttle

it means your a pro nut lover

becky, i love your nuttle wuttle ass.

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

wettlebrast

a person who talks shit over xbox live because they are big pussies who got bullied all through school and have never stood up to anyone in life. Or every fight they have been in ended with their mom coming to the rescue.

Basically a wettlebrast is the guy who you feel sorry for, because you know that his manhood is a pathetic excuse for the manhood of a 7 year old girl. But angry enough at the world to try and be a tough guy when he knows he is going to be safe.

"Haha hey guys, this guy just little pussy is talking shit to me. And I think I heard Celine Dion playing in the background."

"Haha oh man, what a wettlebrast!"

by LOBO90 January 5, 2010

tittle wittles

Having small ones😏

You have tittle wittles as in small ones.

by Thisistruestuff June 8, 2017