these sleeping dogs won't lie

"These sleeping dogs won't lie, as opposed to "let sleeping dogs lie" meaning:

1.To avoid starting old conflicts
2.Not to disturb a situation as it is

So "These Sleeping Dogs won't lie" means:

1.Some kind of conflict continues and "rears it ugly head"

Example: These sleeping dogs won't lie can be said about:

1.An issue that is still unsettled
2.Conflict between countries etc.

by sarah0892 April 23, 2006

That won't fit in my oven

Where a person acknowledges some task or achievement as impossible or unattainable.

Gary: Hey Chris, are we hosting next week's party at your house?
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven

by Tsinghua December 26, 2011

Like a turd that won't flush.

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.

Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

by scooby007 January 16, 2011

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 22, 2009

when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2009

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 06, 2008