Wittied

When one smarts off to his elder and then gets taken to the wood shed.

Mike "wittied" Brad and then got his ass whipped in the parking lot!

by Fritter11 July 2, 2015

Witty

Janet Garcia

That Janet Garcia, she’s a real witty character. She’s quick on her toes with her sense of humor.

by Janetsfriend February 6, 2022

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

Witty Boy

A person who is intelligent, stylish, exudes high quality, and graceful in performance.

Witty Boys are known to be Classy and sophisticated
N.B. "Boy" in this context is Generic

Her date was the perfect witty boy-sharp-minded, stylish, and full of charm.

by Stylish being August 31, 2024