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weeniesmic

The sound produced by smacking two weenies together.
I hear a faint weeniesmic sound coming from the men’s room.
by SubcoolStunna September 17, 2023
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Poppin wheelies

Orange adderall and a blunt of og
by Space geeked January 14, 2014
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hard weenies

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face
by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017
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whack wellies

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’
by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020
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small weenies

We put small weenies in the blas in the blasket ball boys car because they have no glizzy ahhehhahha
did you see that small weenies meme on reddit?
by By Glizzy Mc Gobbler November 23, 2020
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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