Wasabi Calcutta

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.

Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.

by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009

Wasabi Licker

A guy who eats out a girl's anal hole and accidently licks some shit coming from her butt.

Tom: GROSS!
Nancy: What?
Tom: I JUST TOTALLY WENT WASABI LICKER ON U!
Nancy: Faggot!

by POOPLESMAN!@@@@!@!@@@ April 4, 2009

Wasabi

Stick like toffee.

sip like coffee.

Wake up.

change your mind.

and drop me.

Love to hate me.

crazy.

shady.

Spit me out like hot wasabi.

Spit me out like hot wasabi

by Spill. The. Tea. April 23, 2019

Shawn Wasabi

An award losing future bass producer that pushes arcade buttons on a DJ controller. He's cool because he has green hair.
In real life he's very awkward but very observant and fun to get to know. He mostly pushes buttons to turn off. He hopes to be the 46th president of the United States. He has green hair with purple highlights and has a cute smile. In a nutshell he's lit.

1: "I wish I could be a future bass producer"
2: "Just dye your hair a bright color, like Shawn Wasabi"

by vake October 23, 2017

Wasabi

The act of a male tightly grabbing his scrotum and firming smacking it against another person or object.

*screams* WASABI
Dude, I can't believe you properly smacked me with your ball bag. That really stung!!

by gduff79 May 8, 2011

Wasabi

A greeting, similar to Wassup or What's Up, that can be used between friends

Bill: Wasabi, George?
George: oh not too much, just finished my homework, you?

by Dannn28 January 12, 2006

Wasabi

another way of saying "What's Up" to which the proper response is "Ginger".

Homie: "Wasabi, Coop?"

Coop: "Ginger."

by Coopz66 December 4, 2010