Wi-Fi Wasteland

Any place where internet connection is so weak, it might as well not exist.

Cafe's with weak internet connections should be relegated to the dustbin of Wi-Fi wasteland.

by Big Less 64 February 27, 2025

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Wasteland

There's a crystal view from my window
And I can see years to come
I live for the burn and the sting of pleasure
I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun
I can tear down the walls, storm them barricades
Run to the place where the frightened crawl
Desire lurks beyond good and evil
So dance on the graves where the hammer falls

Over this land
All over this wasteland
Over this land
All over this wasteland

You can touch, but please keep your distance
You're innocent and pure and with no shame
The spirit is willing, and the flesh is great
Your teasing your torment with the pleasure of pain

Heaven and Hell, I know them well
But I haven't yet made my choice
I'm feeling dead 'cause I'm shouting loud
And NO ONE can hear my voice
Walking the tightwire, can't look down
Strung out high, above you all
Faithful wind blows through this land
Howls my name, Hell is my fall.

by Death Menace April 9, 2023

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Wasteland Future

I'm Taking This Fight Somewhere Else

Domain Wasteland Future

by Weegee911 March 5, 2024

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A Wasteland Frube

The act of sticking a twix up one's arse, leaving it there there to melt then pushing it out into a condom. The content of the condom is then to be sucked up in a similar fashion to consuming a yoghurt.

"Had a bad day at work today, two colleagues pinned me down and force fed me a wasteland frube!"

by tobuus January 20, 2020

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